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Revenge of the turds
This just in:News parody blogs explode in numbers causing lameness on the interwebs.Wut? Sorry remember a few weeks or days back I promised a story of untold stinkyness and disgust, huh do ya?It all...
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Tom Cruise Admits "I'm an A**hole"
Wed January 21, 2009Dingleberry USA (Krapsody special report) - Tom Cruise in another much anticipated "how far can he get his foot into his mouth" this time moment, Tom Cruise recently said he has...
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I'M NOT GAY SO STOP WISHING I WAS
I hate posting shit like this but I'm that fucking angry that I have no problem posting it!I'm not gay and the next person that says I am is gunna know just how not-gay I am. I don't have a problem...
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Be stress free with me
I've just recently started chatting in chat rooms again after a year long break because everyone in the "outside world" sux balls and I've found something out since I've started strolling the rooms for...
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Madness at the Pumps
Gas prices are beginning to rise again. Ironic considering it dropped just before Thanksgiving here in the states long enough to trick some folks that blowing their Christmas bonuses on a new HDTV was...
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Whats the point?
What where am I? I know this place from somewhere oh yeah its Angry Clown the most rawken, kick ass, midget fistingness and rottenest blog EVA created in your face biotch BAM fuck yeah.Sooooo whats the...
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Fat Lift Man
Ever find yourself stuck in a lift with a fowl smell arising from the big sweaty bald fat man besides you? Yeah me too, want revenge at the expense of your dignity and possibly Youtube fame, then take...
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Finally
The most important blog in the history of all blogs in the world that has ever been and ever will be has finally reviewed the Angry Clown it was reviewed by the most important reviewers to ever crawl...
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Fitness Tips From An Unlikely Source
^ Another Guest Post Courtesy of Static Embrace your fatness, if someone can wrap their arms around you"Ooh, look at me. I'm like, sooo skinny!"You're a fat wannabe hoochie mama. Oh what, you have an...
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"Cheer Up!" or "At least you aren't paralyzed from the waist down!"
So MAYBE your blog is amateurish...and maybe you've got a high diarrhea-per-joke ratio. These facts are irrelevant. What is relevant, however, is that we can find humor in the most disturbing events...
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Felt so fucken good
Well well well here we are again, thought you had gotten rid of me for good? NO WAY MAN I'm not that easy to scare away and you're probably thinking it was you that made my brain stop but guess what it...
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Lick The Big Bone (Revised)
^ Another Guest Post Courtesy of StaticYou can thank Thomas Jefferson, the third President of the United States (1801–1809), and the principal author of the Declaration of Independence (1776), for...
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Clean up
AC is different you may of noticed Its been a while since we have changed and to get the ball rolling I thought a new face would start it off.AC is turning from rude/crude to clever funny smart that is...
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This Is sh-it
Michael looking for loveThe review you've been waiting for since the untimely death of Michael and since the making of a movie made to suck the last dollar out of slightly un-right people that praise...
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'The Angry Clown Halloween weird shit that you should dump shit on that's...
Its Halloween bitches and AC has some candy for you. Usually we would do a special post or tell a story or some shit to celebrate what ever holiday it is but this time we thought we would go elsewhere,...
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Proof I'm way better then religion
This shits hotI'm a fucking fire fighter... kind of. I've just joined the 'rural fire brigade' and have no formal training and have passed a police check, go figure.But have already been to some big...
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AHHHH spam not just ham in a can!
They bring crap to life and life to crap.I've offended a few people with this blog and I'm proud of it and I guess spam is a part of every good revenge plot but come on! Spam? Thats just lame as fuck...
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Spit that chewy out
Life is like a box of chewing gum, you chew and chew but the flavor never lasts long then your left with a bad taste in you mouth and you know you can't keep chewing it for ever even tho you try and...
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Beat That Tiger Penis
Jobs are harder to find in todays economy then tiger penis to aid in the delivery of happiness and sunshine from a dragon that lays with the golden koi (everyone bow).Happiness PleaseI've been looking...
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The book of Damo
The sky grew dark the wind picked up all of a sudden and leaves became afloat with the odd plastic bag rolling threw like a scene from an old western. The light became a trickle with cars needing there...
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All's Well That Starts Well
Well well well guess who's back that's fucking right I am and oh hot doggy what a year its been! Let me take you on a magical adventure into a magical world full of magical magic...things and a butt...
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Dildos and Dildonts
This is a dongThere's a few things I've learnt in my 3 weeks as being a proprietor of fine rubber, silicone and jellies and if your ever lucky enough to work at a honorable establishment like an adult...
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Pink Unicorn? That's a good enough title for me.
 What the fuck how did I get here? How the fuck are ya's?  So fucking much has been happening since the last time I graced these gentle pages with my overwhelming and sometimes forceful sense of...
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Yeah it seems like a good idea at the time
I'm 30 today and don't feel a day over 50 Some people may call me immature but all I have to say to that is I know you are but what am I? Ahhhh holidays I love them I also love sex (duh) so in the...
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Yeah I rock so fuck you
However I'm not sure if this is a lovely blog or a fabulous blog but hey any award for doing nothing is a good award thanks Kelly over at PSYCHO CARNIVAL you've made me hard in the pants!
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