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THE ANGRY CLOWN WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN WORKING IN A SEX SHOP LIST
- Never ever EVER ask a customer if they need a hand. For obvious reasons.
- Never ask a customer how big their anus or vagina is EVEN if it helps you work out if they need a 12inch or a 14!
- Never offer to show the customer how a product works especially when explaining anal beads, I learnt this the very hard way.
- Never assume you know what the customer wants. 80 yr old grannies sometimes want double ended dongs, sad but true.
- Never greet a customer by asking wassuuupppppp, you wont like the answer.
- Never run around the shop naked with a 14 incher chasing customers, no matter how much fun it is.
- Most peoples fetishes are fucked up so try not to laugh when a customer wants a blow up turkey doll that has a 7 inch cock.
Forget the rules and fuck as much shit up as you can!
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