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All's Well That Starts Well
Well well well guess who's back that's fucking right I am and oh hot doggy what a year its been! Let me take you on a magical adventure into a magical world full of magical magic...things and a butt...
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Dildos and Dildonts
This is a dongThere's a few things I've learnt in my 3 weeks as being a proprietor of fine rubber, silicone and jellies and if your ever lucky enough to work at a honorable establishment like an adult...
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Pink Unicorn? That's a good enough title for me.
What the fuck how did I get here? How the fuck are ya's? So fucking much has been happening since the last time I graced these gentle pages with my overwhelming and sometimes forceful sense of...
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Yeah it seems like a good idea at the time
I'm 30 today and don't feel a day over 50 Some people may call me immature but all I have to say to that is I know you are but what am I? Ahhhh holidays I love them I also love sex (duh) so in the...
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Yeah I rock so fuck you
However I'm not sure if this is a lovely blog or a fabulous blog but hey any award for doing nothing is a good award thanks Kelly over at PSYCHO CARNIVAL you've made me hard in the pants!
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